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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:06 pm
by evilgrins
Thought I already had one of these on this forum.

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

Y'know, rules like:
Rule Omega: In light of social distancing, try to kill other players from at least 6 feet away.

No more killing up close where you might get splashed with gibs.


This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.

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Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:33 pm
by =(V)=BloodyRabbit
You cant get within 6 feet of team mates

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:06 am
by evilgrins
Rule #33: When in doubt, blame the nearest Nali.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:22 am
by =(V)=CandyMan
Rule #69: When someone complains about spawnkilling, they should be spawnkilled.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:45 pm
by evilgrins
Rules 78: Kill any Mercenary on general principle, even if it's helping you out. That language they speak ONLY consists of insults about your mother.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:10 am
by =(\/)=_\/3|\|0/\/\
Rule 19: Only 1 rider per rx. Passengers may be towed via a rope, secured to the hull, measuring at least 6 feet in length.

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:23 am
by =(V)=CandyMan
=(\/)=_\/3|\|0/\/\ wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 9:10 am Rule 19: Only 1 rider per rx. Passengers may be towed via a rope, secured to the hull, measuring at least 6 feet in length.
Not going to lie, this reminds me of War Thunder, ha. If someone gets stuck, we can tow them out of the area they're in.. that would be hilarious if it was in UT, lmfao. (Although would be baddass as well, imagine whipping your teammate around a corner, would give them an extra boost to do whatever they need to do...)

Re: Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:11 pm
by evilgrins
#99: Never set members of your own team on fire unless you get bored.