Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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Rules for playing ut99 online (silly version)

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Thought I already had one of these on this forum.

Anyone that's played online has probably thought there should be some general rules for how all players should handle themselves when interacting with others. In more frustrating times, everybody's probably thought of rules that were completely innappropriate but seemed to fit your more stressed mindset.

Y'know, rules like:
Rule Omega: In light of social distancing, try to kill other players from at least 6 feet away.

No more killing up close where you might get splashed with gibs.


This is the place for those rules. Please share your most ridiculous thoughts of how online play should go, number them however you like.

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Rule #1: Do not shoot people on your own team unless they annoy you.

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You cant get within 6 feet of team mates
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Rule #33: When in doubt, blame the nearest Nali.

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Rule #69: When someone complains about spawnkilling, they should be spawnkilled.
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Rules 78: Kill any Mercenary on general principle, even if it's helping you out. That language they speak ONLY consists of insults about your mother.

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